im drinking this country out of the recession.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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