butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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