I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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