Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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