Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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