Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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