I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Randomize