Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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