So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
