I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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