at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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