check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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