So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
