So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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