the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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