If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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