No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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