Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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