like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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