Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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