My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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