I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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