okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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