THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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