don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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