Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
