WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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