You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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