Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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