Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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