If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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