I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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