Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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