East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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