Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
