i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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