i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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