only if we run a train.
done.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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