Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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