No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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