We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
