Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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