he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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