Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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