After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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