The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the day after is always just damage control
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
