she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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