We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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