When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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