You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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