If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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