So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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