Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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